talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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