Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
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