I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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