Your tits are I can't wait for
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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