...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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