We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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