Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
It's just like the Real World with babies
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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