Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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