Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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