Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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