I think I just saw someone hide a body.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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