Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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