I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
she peed on how many people?
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
