Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
