I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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