I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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