Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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