Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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