JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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