then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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