she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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