I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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