i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Randomize
