I hate your face
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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