I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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