I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
no, he came in my armpit
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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