I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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