I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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