belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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