where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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