love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
ok first of all what the fuck
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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