I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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