Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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