she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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