I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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