doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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