Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
