i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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