Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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