At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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