That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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