Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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