you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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