Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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