a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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