omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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