Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
