Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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