I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
it glows. i had to have it.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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