we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
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