I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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