Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
i think im in europe. pls send help
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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