fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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