Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
he puts the penis in happiness.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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