I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
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