I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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