i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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