At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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